For the TV ad thing.
TIME is of the Essence:
Email me the following information to email@example.com
(.co not .com)
#1: Your high resolution, well lit photo. Ideally should include you from the hips-up. (preferably without your shoulders, arms, or sides cropped off).
#2: Your choice of topic (see email).
#3: The just white-list that email address of mine so you don't miss my replies.